I understand some people are gonna talk shit about me referring to Pedro as my husband. That’s fine with me. In our case no we’re not married and don’t really plan on getting married til we’re both ready. In our case we refer to each other as husband and wife because of our “agreement” to a common law marriage. And on top of that since I had Devin, his family as well as mine have referred to us as husband and wife. So when people ask why I refer to him as my husband or ask if we’re married, there’s your answer. My mom and dad were together for about 7+ years or so and were never married but referred to each other as husband and wife and were never questioned, I’ve been with Pedro for almost 5 and get questioned a lot. But I’m just putting this out there cause I’m tired of being questioned about it…

I know this may not make much sense, but its pretty much spelled out in the text…

c2ndy2c1d:

dammitsenpai:

walk into the club like “What up, I got a big cock”

OH. MY. FUCKIN. GOD. 

poketrainer4life:

10 points for Gryffindor

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

xwatchmerise:

babyafrican:

Animals Without Necks

Omg

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

versesofcurses:

xjeremyjohnsonx:

damseling:

TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE

The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve Rape is Dean Saxton, he attends the University of Arizona and goes by the name of “Brother Dean Samuel”  That’s also him with the racist ass “Ghettopoly”

Per the comment on Buzzfeed

“I can’t wait till he graduates college and a future employer finds all this crap. No one’s going to want to take on this sexual harassment/racist liability. I say we KEEP publishing this stuff, KEEP his name out there, and ensure he dies in a gutter with only his disgusting sign to keep him warm.”

What better place to put it than tumblr?

Please reblog

Maybe we can make this the new “Mitt Romney sucks pass it on”

Why yes. Yes we can OP. 

curse.

him.